Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?
Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.
E.T., what about E.T.?
That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.
When someone tickles my neck..
I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE
*Can’t stop listening to ‘Do You Remem8er Me’*
Vriska, stop it, I used to hate you.
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
The only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it’s possible.
- Alice in Wonderland (2010) ♛
that guy you just called a nerd? well it’s captain james kirk and you’re right he’s a huge freakin nerd
"I want to see and understand the world outside. I don’t want to die inside these walls without knowing what’s out there!"
anyone who says homestuck is just a stupid web comic with no meaning is a goddamn liar.
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused